I just gave up after scrolling this far for all I know there are thousands more
and of course the lifetime achievement award for tweets about dick goes to this absolute legend
kurt may have blocked me but I know he wanted me to have this parting gift to bookend the thread
the tape recorder advice was not really a joke kurt
look I’m just gonna post this with no comment
I’ve got $50 that says he owns at least two
sometimes I question whether kurt is actually a sort of ai trained by feeding it nothing but old penthouse forum and soldier of fortune magazines
thinkin’ about beto’s junk to own the libs
having normal thoughts about dongs
show me that hot meat hose mr. president
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