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Nik Walker
NikkyWalks
1) okay don't know what's in the water today but i woke up to a flurry of tweets bashing grown up disney lovers lol. so apologies in advance for this
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Katie's bad spelling is contagious Ψ 🐉🧦⭕🇬🇧
Short_Arse_Nerd
Ok I'm sorry but you guys realise that paying for the concert and 6 week experience is to pay for everything to set it up and organise it and not
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Sonia Jalaly
SoniaJalaly
To celebrate this TRULY WONDERFUL NEWS I am going to rate myself in all the job roles I’ve done @KilnTheatre:https://twitter.com/kilntheatre/status/1301551950106943489 1. Finance assistant - I had to ask my boss
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sy 🎃👻😈🕷️ is SO FUCKING PROUD OF DAN LEVY
davidrosegender
in solidarity with @sarahlevy_ here's a thread of my embarrassing reactions to all the @SchittsCreek wins last night. apologies in advance for so much cursing catherine's win loud noise
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DevinPandyForCongress
DevinPandy
In his letter to @Decaturish, Georgia Chidi (@neonflag) spells out a compelling theory on @GovKemp's decision to reopen only certain businesses in Georgia.It is a chilling must-read!https://decaturish.com/2020/04/dear-decaturish-governors-decisio
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RhythmWrites (& sometimes Mahado the cat)
RhythmWrites
That is close to what I think of when I imagine a Todomroki. I figure, he's a direct/blunt person. During early puberty,he prob'ly researched a LOT of sexual stuff &
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Yashar Ali 🐘
yashar
Dr. Drew is a snake oil salesman. Really terrible stuff here. What a disgrace. 2. @DroopsDr put together a longer compilation of Dr. Drew/Coronavirus clips. Well guess what he did...he
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Charlotte 🍓 bIm
yimrei
the situation is over, but let me say this:yes, the joke was bad. it could’ve offended people, but we never wanted to offend someone. it’s alright to be offended by
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BeerFoodTravel + History
beerfoodtravel
If today has done nothing else it's reconfirmed my believe that *most* pubs and restaurants care not a jot about local (or 'craft') beer. They will put in a token
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Wes Smith
Wes_Smith
This is going to be a long one. But I felt like this is (in my head) a good time to just.... type. On July 4th, it’s going to be
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Grace Panetta
grace_panetta
Just for fun in light of the new DCCC internal poll showing Biden up by 11 percentage points in #NE02, here's what the electoral college map would look like if
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A Cool Summer Cock
BigChonk123
Apologies for all the complaining as of late. To avoid spamming everyone with it I'm gonna try and compact things down into a thread explaining shit since I'm kinda vague
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M.T. Black
MTBlack2567
One key method to increase the usability of your D&D adventure is to strip out anything that doesn't help the DM at the table. Consider the following room description from
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Slut Drop Sam
SpiffySpiderKat
So on June 24th Sam Sykes was hit by this bomb of a tweet after patting himself on the back about how he was going call out other people's behavior.
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ShazzBakes
ShazzBakes
THREAD!Can I stereotype an entire country with just a few folk?Yes I can!I was in Ireland, plane to Dublin and hire car to drive across the country.Said hire car died.On
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Donna Loves Bucky
Donna_LD_Marvel
I present to you a concept...This Steve with this Bucky!#BuckyBarnes #SteveRogers #Stucky #thisStevewiththisBucky Steve is invited to a veterans day event at a Brooklyn veterans home as Captain Rogers,not Captain
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