THREAD!
Can I stereotype an entire country with just a few folk?
Yes I can!
I was in Ireland, plane to Dublin and hire car to drive across the country.
Said hire car died.
On the road
1/5
2/5
Garda came out. "It's dead". They helped shove it into the carpark of the nearest pub.
I rang the care hire company. "We can't get to you for at least 4 hours"
Obvs not driving, so I went to the hotel bar.
3/5
Wedding party in full flow.
They welcomed me, pulled me into their arms (and made me dance, badly).
We ended up in a restaurant with all the family. "You're with us now!"
4/5
Hire car company had come to pick up the dead car and give me an alive car.
By this time, I was singing karaoke (badly) in a pub down the road.
They left the keys with the pub staff.
5/5
I thought this was the worst thing ever [MY HIRE CAR DIED on holiday!], and it turned out to be the best thing ever.
Because, you know, The Irish.
Thank you all for the memories, and apologies that I really can't sing.
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