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To celebrate this TRULY WONDERFUL NEWS I am going to rate myself in all the job roles I’ve done @KilnTheatre: https://twitter.com/kilntheatre/status/1301551950106943489
1. Finance assistant - I had to ask my boss how to write a cheque three times. Also set up the pension scheme for the entire staff. Apologies to all involved. 2/10
2. Box office assistant - friends used to call when I was on shift and pretend to be Judi Dench. 6/10
3. Actor - critically acclaimed but I threw up in the rehearsal room bin every night in front of a wall of mirrors so. 6/10
4. Playwright - community show part written, part devised by teenagers so I can’t take credit but the play ended with everyone in the audience getting a sausage roll and I think that rates itself.
5. Artistic Director’s PA - once threw a pile of cheques away and had to climb in the bin on Kilburn high road to get them back. 10000000/10
