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๐ Sol Brah ๐
SolBrah
Attracting Women (thread)Some quick pointers that girls find attractive if you embody them Be muscularSelf explanatory...More muscle subcommunicates sexual characteristics that the cavewoman brain selects for.Indicates that you can protecc
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deepakishan
deepakishan
#YehRishteyHainPyaarKeNadaan kuhu ke liye slow claps..wah kya creation hai.. Kuhu zaroorat mand hai aisi jo educated hote hue bhi, ek rich ghar mai paida hote hue bhi, ek capable aadmi
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Steffan Alun
StAlun
I don't like using my public social media to talk about the comedy "industry", for loads and loads of reasons. The main one is that ... I don't do comedy
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Taylor Simone โ๐ฟ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
nomadblaque
THREAD:Wondered why everyone was talking about #AAVE all of a sudden. Seeing as I've got time and am bored, let's get into a bit of history and context.1/17 So we
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Nishit Kansara
nykmeister
I have prepared a long list of small clips from lowlife so called stand-up who have constantly criticised our great Maratha King and our Marathi Gods for a few chavanni.
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Dr. Teach
redheadedteach_
Ok @KingPandah ...St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme. He was a deep friar. I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged. My hotel tried to charge
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Carlos Osweda
COsweda
ThreadFor the Commission on Presidential Debates @debates:Just wanted you to know that I turned off your worthless debate after the moderator-crone asked @VP Pence his first question. You learned nothing
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Amanda Orson
amandaorson
Here's a framework I'm using to rethink meetings and productivity, as this is a struggle we're universally experiencing. A thread: 1. First acknowledge that you, and you alone, are responsible
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Devi Prasad Rao ๐ฎ๐ณ
DPRArohana
Recd via WAWhy was birthday of @narendramodi celebrated as #NationalUnemploymentDay ?Because1. Bollywood Intellectuals aren't getting whopping subsidies for their Anti-India movies anymore. How can they produce more such movies?1/n 2.
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Aaron Rupar
atrupar
Trump, speaking in Macon, has made amplifying a Russian disinformation campaign against the Bidens a centerpiece of his reelection rallies Trump basks in big "CNN sucks!" chants. Not very many
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Caleb Young
Gamelub
I recently saw somebody share this Ben Shapiro video on Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4335446729826056&id=203805062990264It's a response to Trump's failure to explicitly denounce white supremacists in the
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Carlos Osweda
COsweda
ThreadThe importance of NEVER erasing, simplifying, or lying about history.Germans went from "We're all guilty" to "We're all victims."Neither claim is true.Watch this video later.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
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Anne Applebaum
anneapplebaum
Good morning! 24 days to go until the election - which means 24 days to think about how you can help make sure it is free and fair, and what
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LTC (R) Jim Hickman
Jim_Hickman13
1. It's now time we call our @FBI & @TheJusticeDept out for the corruption that's destroying our Constitutional Republic. Enough of the lies, withholding truth, & blatant bias in executing
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Anand Prakash Dwivedi
anandpdwivedi
A detailed #thread on the important #schemes launched by Sri #NarendraModi led #BJP Govt. Sri @narendramodi ji has launched many #welfare schemes. These #schemes varies from welfare of #Farmers, #housewives,
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๐S๐K_irthi๐
kirthika_kumar
#InspirationalPrinceSK For step by step success he is wonder most example & name is @Siva_Kartikeyan Suddenly planned threadHe has own name & fame...Born talents can win one day or another
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