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Why was birthday of @narendramodi celebrated as #NationalUnemploymentDay ?

Because
1. Bollywood Intellectuals aren't getting whopping subsidies for their Anti-India movies anymore. How can they produce more such movies?

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2. @ndtv , @IndiaToday & @aajtak have been dethroned from top of BARC ratings by @republic & @TimesNow . With their BARCing rights gone, what will those people do ?

#NationalUnemploymentDay
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3 From fixing Ministerial berths to MoJo, the Radia-ting journalists have come closer to eradication. Won't it hurt ?

4 Communists, who wielded immeasurable power in the corridors of North & South Block in New Delhi have been reduced to running a

#NationalUnemploymentDay
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few universities, cashew factory unions & a literate, yet-radicalised state that depends on money transfers from Gelf. Sitaram Yechuri has to beg the Wayanad Congress MP for re-entry into Rajya Sabha in spite of being the ruling party in Kerala

#NationalUnemploymentDay
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5 Stone pelting, Kashmir's most lucrative industry until 2018, has been completely kaboomed by Modi. Thousands of jobs lost & stone pelting expertise hasn't come in demand anywhere across country or globe
How will such talented youngsters survive?

#NationalUnemploymentDay

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6 "Eminent Historians", who used to dictate to us how we should think, too have become jobless
With people thinking for themselves, "Eminent Historians", intellectuals, poets, artists & standup comedians have suffered severe cuts in their income

#NationalUnemploymentDay

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7 Long flourishing middlemen have suffered the worst fate. Be it Rafale or Russian defense deal, agents have been eliminated from places where they ruled the roost during Congress rule
Bureaucrats & politicians now take decisions without agents!

#NationalUnemploymentDay

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8 Even small scale middlemen, who used to earn their livelihood by bringing daily wages workers under MNREGA scheme have entirely lost their jobs with MNREGA payments going directly to Aadhaar linked accounts, thousands of "Agents" lost their jobs

#NationalUnemploymentDay

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9 The busiest Litigation Lawyer in India has been cut down to the size of a one rupee coin by the Supreme Court. With litigations falling by the wayside, that field too is heading towards severe unemployment.

#NationalUnemploymentDay

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10 Hitherto "Conscience keepers of the nation", who used to tell us when to hang our heads in shame too are facing extinction
Merciless Bhakts are keeping their eyes & ears open & head erect, the "hangers of our heads" are getting elbowed out.

#NationalUnemploymentDay

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11. "Aman Ki Asha" brigade that thrived all these years with annual Wagah border visits & Karachi wine parties on Government expenditure, have become completely jobless. How to spend those menopause years?

#NationalUnemploymentDay

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12 Black money hoarders, fake currency rackets, drug peddlers, Maoist, Marxists, Terrorists & Urban Naxals too have taken severe drubbing & large number of jobs have been wiped out.

#NationalUnemploymentDay

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13 Deve Gowda's family, Karunanidhi's family, Chandrababu Naidu's family & Lalu Yadav's family; So many of them have lost their jobs; lock, stock & barrel

These are traditional jobs, handed down the generations & sustaining several dynasties

#NationalUnemploymentDay

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14 We will never really be able to prepare an exhaustive list of all those who have lost jobs. But most importantly, Modi has even robbed a remote control from an old, ailing widow & snatched a chair she wanted to gift her mentally retarded son

#NationalUnemploymentDay

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Their family's income has taken such a severe beating, the son is selling Chinese propaganda stuff to make ends meet

Her unemployed daughter, her unemployed husband & their 2 unemployable kids have had to shift from Lutyen's Delhi to BJP's Gurugram

#NationalUnemploymentDay
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@narendramodi can never understand the pain of all these unemployed people

They have lost their "entitlement" & Modi doesn't understand what it meant to these people

This unentitlement is unemployment &
hence
#NationalUnemploymentDay

Please shed a tear
Mudi must rejin

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