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Liam Kirkaldy
HolyroodLiam
Car has broken down again. Windows stuck open, so it is now slowly filling with water. Have made rudimentary water proofing out of plastic bags. Mechanic will surely judge me.
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Tom “Umar” Hunter
TomUmarHunter
In my early twenties I wanted to become rich, so I studied millionaires.And I started to spot a pattern.All the self-made millionaires I knew had one thing in common.They had
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dylan / zed ∞
gravitychapmans
standup comedians I like bc john mulaney and bo burnham r cool but theres sooo many others: a thread note: all of the people in this thread are already famous!
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Stew Fortier
stewfortier
Had a call yesterday with the guy who discovered and advised Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, and just about every other famous comedian.He utterly blew my mind with how he guided
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Lux 🧠 Alptraum
LuxAlptraum
Truly in awe of all the people who can find humor in a dude sexually harassing his coworkers Like, let’s not minimize what happened, folks I get laughing to keep
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Stef.
stefcyclops
Dear #onpoli the SPIN from @fordnation has gone from #vaccine supply to *It's the borders.* This is #WhiteSupremacy trying to distract from #PaidSickDays for #EssentialWorkers. The #COVID19 cases
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Alex
LaRealAl
Just had this idea so here it is, mma twitters very first tuf season on ufc 3, a thread Two “coaches” will be decided by one person who runs it
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🥨 messyjessie 🥨
neeuqareflew
I owe 90,000 dollars to the federal government, before interest, as a former aged out foster youth who got an undergrad at a state school & obtained chafee grants &
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Christopher Jaynes (@🏠)
topherjaynes
Been prepping for WFH by working on my Zoom background game. Not going to lie, it's going to keep me sane over the coming weeks This was my favorite. Little
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nomad dottie 🥤ag6 track 8
valsmantis
list of words the g*vernment is monitoring/watching: a thread to keep you safe for reference https://twitter.com/theriseofgrande/status/1266603338616971273?s=21 https://twitter.com/theriseofgrande/status/1266603338616971273 https://www.sove
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Cody Clarke
codyclarke
The right wants to win a culture war it has no idea how to win—it keeps defaulting to profit (let's make hack-y christian movies for a loyal, small, paying base—that'll
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Greg
How2Drink
Guys complaining about the Trump-Biff gags in today’s HTD. Pretty sure Zemeckis & Co. Are on the record that Alt ‘85 Biff is intentionally based on Trump. Not making those
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Patriot Politics Research ☦🇺🇸
Mile_Voli_Disk0
Dr. Jim Meehan speaks about #COVID19, herd immunity, our immune system, and vaccines at the Memorial Day Rally to #ReopenIllinios in Chicago, IL.#TimeToWakeUp #TimeToStandUp #QANON #TheMoreYouKnow Shares truth about face
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Job
Jobvo
1/ How to have fewer meetings: 2/ Never have a meeting just to share information. Do that by chat, email, video message (@loom), audio (@yac) or pigeon.Even better: write it
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hpchndrcthghts
so we all know that richie wouldn’t have ever touched lgbt subjects before the events of IT CH2 but what abt after? not immediately, but over time. he tries to
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Stephanie Lucas
eyesondesign00
OK. On the topic of “be more productive” vs “stop telling me to be more productive.”I’m on the wrong side of 40 and right now one of my strongest value
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