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Cakey ☆ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ☆
CakeyDill
I’ll just say it: Izuku has his bisexual awakening when he sees Katsuki’s dick print for the first time. #bkdk It’s like 4am in the dorms and Izuku comes down
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Nicole
NicoleNneka_
In 2017 while I was at NYSC camp in Adamaea, I started getting messages from weird twitter accounts. Calling me a boyfriend snatcher, threatened to beat me and pour me
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kora 🤍’s punz and sapnap
manifoldspunz
if i see one more person say they want hyperfixes i’m going to go insane and here’s why a thread first of all, yes i am neurodivergent and do have
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Taylor Hartz
taylorjhartz
In the past week(ish) I: Consulted with a lawyer, negotiated with my *slumlord* and broke my lease. Had my car break down stranding me at my mom’s. Worked *extra* remotely
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Cal Montgomery
Cal__Montgomery
From atleast the time of the big state institutions for people labeled "feeble minded," people with intellectual disabilities have done care work to support other people with disabilities. From Roland
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Lerato N.
uLelato
Promo Twitter is literally some people’s only source of income & I don’t understand y people don’t see it like any other paying job. There are promoters who tweet like
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maheen f
mxheenf69
hozier has the most beautiful lyrics. “i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door,” meaning the woman he loves is so much better than heaven. the song
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Kalif's Impressions
TheAnonPun
@ebelee_ @wholelifeismeh @HadesMate @sadisticshelahHi, good day to you all, my name's Kalif Bolu Ogundaisi, @ManLikeKalif is my main handle. Inside the last week we've had (quasi) interaction on this Twitter
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Roberto Cardella
Robert0Guiscard
1. Pigs are considered the fifth-most intelligent animal in the world—even more intelligent than dogs—and are capable of playing video games with more focus and success than chimps!2. Mother pigs
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Jeff Rueter
jeffrueter
Gonna just start tweeting Laffy Taffy jokes to break up the timeline.A thread: Q: How do you get an alien baby to sleep?You rocket. Q: What do you call a
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Jay
tenthletter_
A random question thread? Why not. 1. Worst experience, shooting your shot? 2. If the amount of people you've made out with were bricks, what could you build? 3. Worst
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☀️ nick @ critty role spoilers
SlNlSTERSUNS
Cw// protestsIf anyone on my TL is going to a protest and is wondering what may be good to bring, here’s what I used to bring- helmet + goggles (plus
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Mike Supports Black Lives Matter✊🏻
mhuntone
So my 8yo & 5yo have been planning a sleep over all day... 5YO: Where are the brownies?WIFE: What brownies?5YO: The brownies for our SLEEPOVER TONIGHT!!! WIFE: ..... 5YO
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A Real Rapscallion
Kaijumafoo
Oh great, I love it when my father starts yelling at me in the middle of the night because I happened to need to be in the same room as
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Doctor Schleep
papayathebee
People keeping saying things about folk having a whole lot of time now. But honestly? I’m still working 40+ hours a week. The only real change in terms of giving
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bess
luvofmylonglife
When the weight of the worldbears down so strongyou leave footprints on the streetAnd there’s too many miles to facewithout a few more hours sleep The storm clouds overheadany rain
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