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Gonna just start tweeting Laffy Taffy jokes to break up the timeline.
A thread:
A thread:
Q: How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
You rocket.
You rocket.
Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
A jolly rancher.
Q: What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
Reality.
Reality.
Q: What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone is good in their field.
Someone is good in their field.
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?
The no bell prize.
The no bell prize.
Q: What do you call a broken window?
A plain in the glass.
A plain in the glass.
Q: Where do hamsters go on vacation?
Hamsterdam.
Hamsterdam.
Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
Nightmares!
Nightmares!
(Yes these are dumb but so is this debate. Please let me have this.)
Q: What did 0 say to 8?
Nice belt!
Nice belt!
Q: What to you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
A pouch potato!
Q: How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom?
With rep-tiles!
With rep-tiles!
