So my 8yo & 5yo have been planning a sleep over all day... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

5YO: Where are the brownies?

WIFE: What brownies?

5YO: The brownies for our SLEEPOVER TONIGHT!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">

WIFE: .....

5YO (literally all day): Is it dinner time? When is dinner? Is it dinner time yet!?

US (finally): Later! Why?

5YO: Because that& #39;s when the sleepover begins!!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">

5YO: *holding box of cookie/brownie mix*

ME: Oooh are you and Mommy going to make that!?

5YO: Don& #39;t get too excited; that& #39;s for OIR sleepover!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">

No one:

Literally no one:

8YO: It suuure would be nice to have movie night in bed for our sleepover, but our tablets turn off at 8!

*HARD STARE in our direction*

FOLKS... they let me have one! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">

ITS HAPPENING!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">

10PM UPDATE:

5YO: *Flying out of room sobbing* He keeps interrupting my stories!!!!

8YO: Her stories never end!!!!!!

WIFE: *Calls game/set/match*

It has been an adventure, kids! At least we all got brownies out of it!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

WAIT! Hold the phone! That& #39;s the sleepover& #39;s music!!!

It& #39;s back on!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Odds any of us get more than 3 hours sleep tonight?

And they& #39;re out... Finally!

#MischiefManaged