#Punchline

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tw// antisemitism Hi guys. Before I start this thread, I want to restate that I’m Jewish and I’ve identified this way my whole life. I want to talk about what’s

i’m gonna make this a thread about some things i would change about some of my popular tweets. probably no one cares but they bother me every fucking day and

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why the watchmen ligma balls joke is so funny: a thread 1. on the surface layer, there's the meme reference and the fact that Doctor Manhattan says "balls". but it

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You can't fire me 'cause I quit Jokes aside, I find messages like these funny, cuz I get to be snarkyAlso, Im PISSED, because I TRIED to make this thread

Again, with the festival videos likely to be consistent under-performers, I find myself being in a melancholy mood. The problem with being even slightly successful on the internet is that

Beg for it, you heathens. Kneel before your king If you wanna know why Jake Paul rocks just read the replies in this thread. Full grown men coming completely unglued

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@DNC this is the last time you can run a sexual assaulter, and the only reason I'm voting for him is a silk-fine thread of hope we can come back

Was this meant to be parody? I can't tell anymore.@danwolfgang_ @TheQuQu Oh, there's this version. Kind of ruins any sort of punchline, tho.

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Lawyer: ...actually I just read about something like that. Like back then, these big mining protests in West VirginiaMe: the mine wars, yeahLawyer: I never knew! and I was like

Jeff B., who on earth is this guy??

I'd like to say a hearty "fuck you" to the looting jackasses who smashed up all the windows of my local Target, closing it down and preventing my wife from

I was on a show w/ a compound media guy. He asked a guy in the front row if he was gay 5 times, told an Anne Frank joke, said

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If there's anything that'll cheer people up in these grim times, it's laugh-a-minute EastEndershttps://twitter.com/BigFieldProd/status/972222923657371648 Remember the time when Linda saw Mick adding a secret ingredient to the soup of the

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New preprint (link forthcoming) led by Mark Siedner, @harlingg, @drdrtsai on impact of social distancing in U.S. Punchline - had all states adopted early, after 14 days the number of

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