i’m gonna make this a thread about some things i would change about some of my popular tweets. probably no one cares but they bother me every fucking day and i know i can’t redo them, so i’m gonna do it here

pumbaa’s “lol” is eh but the “lmao” at the end of timon’s line is so unnecessary i hate it so much

hate that i said “shit like” twice. it feels clunky. first half is fine but i wish i had said “...crowd underneath him like fuck yes...” idk that probably seems stupid but it bothers me

not really a big tweet but this one i did yesterday, all i needed was biden’s first sentence. the “love birds” part adds a whole line of empty dialogue

wish i would have just said “woah is that kid available”, the vibes thing feels really forced and long

i hated this punchline when i sent it. it’s fucken weak and i still don’t know what i would put there instead, but it needs some juice

the original punchline was “biggest dick ive ever seen” but i chickened out when i sent it and i wish i hadn’t

this one yesterday, not really big either but i wish i would’ve just said “man i wish the homies were here”. much cleaner and punchier

i’ll probably add more as i go on. might do a thread of some of my favorites of my own too. who knows