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croutons 💫

haechansheaven

They’re in New-York-Fuckin’-City and all Mark can think about is all the ways he’s fucked up. He had come to this conclusion, all on his own, months ago. Months ago!

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ebenroot

thought about a namkook where it's like, medieval/fairy tale fantasy and joon is a prince and it's time for him to get hitched so his parents are like 'ok u

Lil⁷ Shijie is Hosting a Conference 🐰🐰

flowerofgusu

My promised hornee fic. Canon-divergence: major plot points are the same, but Wangxian start having stress sex during the Sunshot Campaign. Switch!Wangxian Some angst Yearning Eventual happy endingThis is

ken collins

kpcSci

Still deeper "into the breach"."The Water Of Life"When I wrote that in another Tweet that I, 'now', cannot find, it was as the beginning of a (sub-) thread in which

Joga-Maya 😎

jogakhichudi

So effectively for me the lockdown will be 5 weeks coz I've been in voluntary self quarantine for almost two weeks nowI'll post my neurotic lockdown shit now under

｡ᴮᴱ𝕞𝕒𝕣𝕪⁷⁽♡ᴶᴷ⁾

kumatokkii

AU: Underground rappers Agust D and RM have had an unspoken fued thats spanned years, always hinting at each other in their lyrics, never fully saying it. Then Agust D

Rhett Bartlett

dialmformovies

THREADSo, @TheAcademy rules state Honorary Oscars can't be bestowed posthumously. I say stuff that rule.This thread will right the wrongs, and award statues to those who never received one ...

kai⁷

yoongilip

Jimin sees Taehyung at a wedding reception 6 months after they break up. And Taehyung is on the arm of another man. Looking radiant, laughing at something, eyes crinkling happily.

nezuko chan

L4BL1_

𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙗'𝙨 𝙇𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙀𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙨— 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍; 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 []:— 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙶 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳— 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚌. 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗

Cleavon MD

Cleavon_MD

As an ER doctor, I’ve seen firsthand #COVID19 indiscriminately young people. This ongoing thread is dedicated to the 1000s between 18 and 45 killed by COVID & ignored by Trump@realDonaldTrump:[They]

cel is 탤프로사랑꾼³³

tinytaels

˗ˏˋ thread #taeil's fantaken in various event by op, because the camera can't capture how handsome, adorable, cute, and amazing he's in real life. ˎˊ˗#태일 #문태일 #NCT #엔시티 on 180624,

HAPPY SHEILA DAY 🎉🥳🍾

_arxaris_

okay so thread and ao3 won the vote so SEROROKI PHONE SEX AU LETS GOtags: phone sex worker shouto, dom shouto, sub sero, switching/verse, light BDSM, these tags are just

Dreamweasel

Dreamweasel

R: We hereby nominate this poop-flinging monkey for PresidentMONKEY: (flings poop)D: What a terrible candidateR: At least the poop-flinging monkey won’t kill babies & take away my gunsD: But the

Fluffy - NSFW

fluffy_nsfw

#bkdk #bakudekuRidiculously rich businessman Katsuki hasn't taken a day off in ages.The bakusquad trick him into going to a stripclub to blow off some steam.Sero buys him a lap dance

🍧Char ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

tangerinechar

thinking again abt skating au wangxian and how wwx and lwj were once at the top of the fs world, 'rivals' for the olympic gold medal, and now - 13

LabhrásStiofán

LStephenCleary

Whacked a few more of those #gamingtwitter boogers —-!you know they somehow show you as following them even though you do not remember #followingback well either way we are no