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HA HA HA HA HA are you fucking serioushttps://www.wsj.com/articles/if-he-loses-trump-will-concede-gracefully-11604772109?reflink=share_mobilewebshare 1. Trump will never acknowledge he lost because he never admits failure2. He will always i

Donald Trump has spent his entire Presidency, if not his whole adult life, crafting a narrative he hopes to convince us is the “truth”. He views it as an unforgivable

Here’s the thing about Trump supporters: they all believe that virtually all of the media is lying to them, virtually all of the time.That is a necessary precondition to being

R: We hereby nominate this poop-flinging monkey for PresidentMONKEY: (flings poop)D: What a terrible candidateR: At least the poop-flinging monkey won’t kill babies & take away my gunsD: But the

I’m sure I’m not saying anything that isn’t obvious, but...1. There’s a good reason our police departments tend not to encourage volunteer posses and/or armed teenage randos to help them

DAY 212NYT: We’re deep in the heart of Slidewhistle, Utah to speak with some voters. What do you think of President Poop-Flinging Monkey so far?R: Well, I’m happy he’s pissing

OF COURSE HE FUCKING REFUSED TO WEAR A MASKhttps://twitter.com/jeffmason1/status/1263562588459278336 MASKS ARE FOR PUSSIFIED COSMOPOLITAN BETA SOY BOYS WHO DO WHAT SOROS-WORSHIPPING GLOBALIST INTELLECTUALS WITH FANCY UNIVERSITY DEGREES AND

Welcome to life in 2019, where the lion’s share of what passes for political discourse consists of Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen Scarcely an hour

After tonight’s Trump press conference, I don’t want to hear one fucking word about whether Joe Biden has “earned” your vote. Vote for Biden, so Trump is GONE.I don’t care

Welcome to life in 2020, where the lion’s share of what passes for political discourse consists of Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen - Donald Trump

HOW THE FUCK ARE MORE THAN HALF OF WHITE PEOPLE FAVORABLY DISPOSED TOWARD THE MALIGNANT ORANGE PUSTULE WHO SCREAMS “HILLARY BAD!” ON TWITTER EVERY DAYhttps://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/985467240777699329 YES, I AM FULLY AWARE

OPEN MEMO TO TRUMP SUPPORTERSMake no mistake: I do not have the power to change your mind.I cannot convince you that you have been brainwashed. If you support Trump, you’re