#ELEVATOR

Oleg Benesch

OlegBenesch

Thread: Recent discussions of Abe's tenure reminded me of an episode following a G20 dinner in Osaka last year, when he came in for considerable criticism for comments about the

luke buchanan

LukeBuchananana

We buried my granddad yesterday beneath the shadows of the mountains he once came down from. The sharp burst of a 21-gun salute and the smooth tune of Taps echoed

Abhishek Mukherjee (@SachinAzharCT)

ovshake42

A very happy birthday to Marvan Atapattu.He got a total of one run from his first six innings but went on to score six double hundreds.This is a remarkable achievement,

Kimberly D. Manning, MD

gradydoctor

1/Stepped onto the Grady elevator last week. A Grady elder tipped his cap to me and nodded.Me: “Good morning.”Him: “Good morning, doc.” *silence*Him: “I like your hairdo.” Me: *patting head*

foone

Foone

I swear, every time a storyboarder is like "ok this next scene is just some mechanical stuff to show that they're doing things", every animator starts breathing heavily. animator: *cracks

Kayla Ancrum- On Deadline 😔

KaylaAncrum

Thinkin about how one of my coworkers at my day job told me at a holiday party that she instantly figured out I wasn’t straight because once she saw me

Sara Feir

sarafeir

Wow! I love this new world! I was just lectured about being careful not to touch things like door activators with my fingers. I try not to do so as

Jacob S.🌈🔪🎃

jacobrsss

Someone just... barked at me from their car. Like, with their human mouth. Is this the opposite of a catcall? I know these shorts are cute, but... please. Also just

changbin's butt

avixxcdskz

3AM thoughts, levanter ver. in this thread i'm going to share my thoughts about queen levanter because i feel like this will give me so much comfort at times when

Marc Lawrence-Howe

ozlangur

NRL Island, but after the grand final we nuke it from orbit.What? [This is a topical, performative shitpost - the “from orbit” is completely non-essential, but favours the hyperbolic rhetoric

Steve Meister

SteveMeisterVDM

Here we go! Government guidelines on how we “do church.” “Congregants/visitors should be screened.” Hey, we’re Reformed Baptists, we love screening people, obvs. “Wash religious garments and linens.”Come to think

Danny 🌈

Dannyuuxx

A series of unfortunate events as experienced by Danny:-the employee bus drives away from me AT BOTH bus stops-I got stuck in an elevator for 10min trying to up the

Badd Company

BaddCompani

Holy Cow, Holy Cow.Had to step away because of all the cops that just invaded my building. Holy Cow. I'm looking out my window and cops are putting on riot

Irulan, Princess Royal, Bene Gesserit-trained

Nicole_Cliffe

THEN: “It seems to me that the conversations I have with you are better than any conversations I have ever had with anyone else. So, if you feel the same

John Levenstein

johnlevenstein

I can’t believe my father never told me this story before. For a period of time when I was a kid we lived in the same building as Stanley Kubrick

Mike Hawthorne

MikeHawthorne

I've had so many run-ins with comic folk, but because I don't attend cons no one knows me so I keep my mouth shut. Feels pretentious to be like, "Hello