NRL Island, but after the grand final we nuke it from orbit.

What?
[This is a topical, performative shitpost - the “from orbit” is completely non-essential, but favours the hyperbolic rhetoric of the environment. Also I call it “sportsball” & attempts at countering this terminology with arbitrary pejoratives are dull, like sportsball]
[The above explanation is provocative, introductory, performative deconstruction of shitposting, a kind of meta-shitposting. Everything in this thread is a fart in an elevator.]
[farts loudly and wetly for fifteen seconds...]
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