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Irulan, Princess Royal, Bene Gesserit-trained
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I said I would tell “The Thing Over The Car” today because I missed Halloween and so I shall. I first heard it from my mom on my back porch,
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We lived in La Grave in France for a while, my French is decent. Steve knew German, so pronounced any French he tried to speak like you would pronounce it
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My most shameful secret is sometimes I watch reality singing competition compilation videos like EVERYONE WAS SKEPTICAL BUT THEN SIMON CRIED so I too can cry cathartically and this girl
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Something great about trans women (they’re great in general) is they invariably show up for abortion rights protests and marches and have always been incredibly supportive of the difficult emotions
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While I’m making everyone depressed about Hillsborough, the British govt made the decision to lie about the 173 people killed in the Bethnal Green Tube Disaster. Survivors were told never
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My friend’s daughter found a kitten wandering around the Macy’s parking lot (no microchip) and has alerted local vets but it looks like we have a third barn cat. Here
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The child who came home w the N-95 mask came home more recently with a large silver insulated coffee dispenser with “Cottonwood Heights Country Club” on it and told me
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Okay, let’s be John Mulaney eating Triscuits with his mom as we slog out of September: you ever seen a ghost?(I have had two supernatural experiences, one was definitely ghosts
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THEN: “It seems to me that the conversations I have with you are better than any conversations I have ever had with anyone else. So, if you feel the same
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Ah, Steve’s only one-night stand, which gave him an incredibly false reputation as a “player” in our intensely nerdy quant fund.https://twitter.com/amy_heidman/status/1310665028194897920 Steve had a hard time meeting women, going so
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Okay, to keep the #CanCon going, let’s revisit The Worst Grade School Dance of all time. I believe it was in Grade 7, universally recognized to be the worst year
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Geddy Lee was my cousin Pete’s Little League coach AND Lorne Michaels was my cousin Phil’s Jewish summer camp counselor.https://twitter.com/dana_edits/status/1310246073823383553 (Love the person I just blocked for implying I got
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