Thinkin about how one of my coworkers at my day job told me at a holiday party that she instantly figured out I wasnât straight because once she saw me push the elevator button at work like this.
She said I also sometimes pushed the button like this and I donât think Iâve ever screamed in my head harder.
She put her hands up to demonstrate and everything!!! The CEO was there!!!!!
Her; Youâre really elegant, but you also donât have any fingernails.
Me, dying: Iâm a writer, I need my hands for typing. Please stop.
Her, gently: itâs okay....... youâre among friends.....
Me, dying: Iâm a writer, I need my hands for typing. Please stop.
Her, gently: itâs okay....... youâre among friends.....