Someone just... barked at me from their car. Like, with their human mouth. Is this the opposite of a catcall? I know these shorts are cute, but... please.

Also just walked by a decapitated bird head. What are these signs??? Was I right to stay inside all this time???

Ran into a dog owner in the elevator and my attempt at friendliness was to reveal I have cats. The dog was very cute, but smelly, and now my legs smell like smelly dog. The owner, gracefully, kept their hands off my legs, despite how apparently enticing they are.

Also pleased to report that their dog did not yell at me with their dog mouth as they passed. The dog has tact, at least.