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Particular members of the Kardashian family have been the biggest perpetuators of unattainable beauty standards. You live by the sword... You go on clothing sites now and most of the

It’s the MAGA hat in the background that won’t fit over his wayward coonfro for me.https://twitter.com/gmb/status/1305769169565220872 You won’t catch me praising *that* host either. He is very disingenuous. Falling over

The jealousy white men show when faced with Lewis Hamilton’s talent, is just really sad. Like you are willing to ignore clear facts because racism has you by the prostate??

This sounds like suffering.https://twitter.com/PastorEAAdeboye/status/1282664206962167810 You want to be the head of the household and you also want to be the baby of the household. Can’t cook for yourself. Can’t trim

This biracial actress not understanding how it looks that she wants a role that specifies a “black woman” whew. Of course you’re Black too but you should also understand

The old “I’m so confused about racism!” line of attack. White women think they’re slick but not with me today, not with me ever. “What if we had a white

The people tweeting that John Boyega shouldn’t be using his platform to speak out “until he’s bigger in the industry” are showing their nyash as the type of people who

In 2018 I am going to choose a random white family’s home and move in with them. I am going to claim the master bedroom and ban them from speaking

Do the people who claim “Britain is the least racist country in the world!” get like the Billboard 100 chart of racism around the world?! Like how the fuck would

Every year Ellen Pompeo makes it more likely that I will never watch Gray’s Anatomy. The consistent fuck ups are not endearing.https://twitter.com/adoresbell/status/1252950712256008192 Ellen: I’m not victim blaming*goes onto victim blame

“This isn’t about politics is it?”Well both of you ate madness before you jumped on that video call because everything is political. The fact that black and brown people in

How can I clap With watermelons In my hands ~ Picaninnie Pondering Karma Also purchased her ownWater canon During the riots Now you are Soaked~ Mayoral Mayhem If only you