Do the people who claim “Britain is the least racist country in the world!” get like the Billboard 100 chart of racism around the world?!

Like how the fuck would you know? First of all the racism isn’t directed at you and second of all how does one gauge the severity of racism when comparing countries??

Instead of you to

Maybe it’s like a music chart show.

Top of the Klan.

And they run through the top ten racist happenings that week.

The winner gets interviewed and given a white hood and they burn a spice rack in celebration.

“This week Britain falls three places to number seven in the Racism chart for letting two blackies into Oxbridge”

I’m saying absurd things because I find the notion of “least racist” just as absurd. It isn’t something that can be proven yet white Brits say it all the time as if it makes everything better.

Yeah we kill you but we kill you less than the rest of the world.

Gee. Thanks.