How can I clap

With watermelons

In my hands

~ Picaninnie Pondering

Karma

Also purchased her own

Water canon

During the riots

Now you are

Soaked

~ Mayoral Mayhem

If only you too

Had looked like a letterbox

~ coughing coincidentally

I bought the herd

But lacked the immunity

Science led me here

I want to go home

~ pressing briefs

My poetry collection will be in all good garbage trucks near you.