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I& #39;m watching Columbo for the first time and i love it
a killer: lieutenant columbo, you are a shambles. an upturned handbag of a man
columbo: aw gee y& #39;know you& #39;re right there
a killer: *in prison* wait how
columbo: aw gee y& #39;know you& #39;re right there
a killer: *in prison* wait how
never murder a person who owns a parrot. just don& #39;t do it
i& #39;m one and a third episodes of columbo in and i no longer believe in alibis. you were conducting an orchestra on live tv when the body was found? i don& #39;t care. you did it
columbo: can we go in to the music studio
security guard: sure. who& #39;s that
columbo: it& #39;s a little girl i picked up from her ballet class. she& #39;s here to identify a murderer. okay if i smoke?
security guard: everything about this is fine
security guard: sure. who& #39;s that
columbo: it& #39;s a little girl i picked up from her ballet class. she& #39;s here to identify a murderer. okay if i smoke?
security guard: everything about this is fine
dj khaled, wow. yknow sir me and my wife, we& #39;re huge fans. real huge fans yes sir. gee we even quit doing cunnilingus when you said it was uhhh. what& #39;s the word? anyway we found you very persuasive sir thank you
i& #39;m sorry ma& #39;am i couldn& #39;t help noticing that fine pussy of yours. gee whiz what i wouldn& #39;t give to have a go on a pussy like that! you mind if i take a shot at it? thank you ma& #39;am very kind
say, what& #39;s the upkeep on a pussy like that? oh no ma& #39;am, i& #39;m not implying anything. whoever killed the wax museum owner, maybe it has something to do with the national shortage of pussy wax and maybe it doesn& #39;t
don& #39;t complain. if you& #39;re reading this you and i both know you don& #39;t respect yourself
the wife: oh NO my husband is DEAD this is so BAD
columbo: yes i uhhh. i& #39;m sorry for your loss i really am
definitely the killer: here are EIGHT ways that evidence could have gotten there. i am VERY clever and utterly dispassionate about my dead nephew or cousin or whoever
columbo: yes i uhhh. i& #39;m sorry for your loss i really am
definitely the killer: here are EIGHT ways that evidence could have gotten there. i am VERY clever and utterly dispassionate about my dead nephew or cousin or whoever
10 CLUES You In Your Hubris Thought Lieutenant Columbo Wouldn& #39;t Catch (Number Ten Will Amaze You!)
you, stupid: columbo doesn& #39;t have a wife. who would let him walk around like that
me, smart: columbo& #39;s wife rumples his trenchcoat for him every night on a rumpling board. it& #39;s a reverse ironing board
me, smart: columbo& #39;s wife rumples his trenchcoat for him every night on a rumpling board. it& #39;s a reverse ironing board
columbo walked confidently into a swimming pool and acted confused and annoyed when his foot got wet
it keeps bugging me that kate mulgrew played mrs columbo. it doesn& #39;t make sense for columbo& #39;s wife to be twelve years old but it does explain why his mother in law doesn& #39;t like him
leonard nimoy is in this one and it& #39;s so weird to see him play a human being
mister spock just killed a lady with a hammer! that is against the prime directive, viz, that a robot cannot harm a human with a hammer
lt columbo is eating a hard boiled egg at a crime scene
columbo: my wife got depressed, she thought she was getting too fat. then she saw your television programme
gym murderer: and now she& #39;s thin?
columbo: oh no, she got so busy doing your exercises she forgot to be depressed
me: i love you lieutenant
gym murderer: and now she& #39;s thin?
columbo: oh no, she got so busy doing your exercises she forgot to be depressed
me: i love you lieutenant
columbo cares about his wife& #39;s happiness and not her weight. also he solved the murder or whatever
