john: dune asked the question, how do you see what's in front of you when you're travelling faster than light
me: look behind you at a mirror
john: no

here is where i tell you what i remember about dune before re reading. last time i was fourteen and thought jihad was a science fiction word because it was pre 9/11 and also i was a kid

basically there's a planet made of ketamine. everyone needs it to fly spaceships because maths and science is nerd shit so we fly in space using drugs. cool people only in the future

theres a guy called baron harkonnen who is a fat fuck in a nappy sitting in a flying chair being gross to his queer coded psycho nephew feyd and his other nephew AJ

lady Jessica is a sexy lady made of karate and eugenics. she has protagonist paul atreides with duke Leto who is the kind of guy to go on tv saying how dare you sir. it's time..... for ketamine planet

lady Jessica's mommie comes to visit and during a heated game of truth or dare makes paul put his hand in the gom jabbar. a fearsome box containing a big spider

enemies came and paul and lady Jessica had to hide in a cave. they said dont do too much space ketamine when you're pregnant and she said maybe that's exactly what I should do. my son is pretty traumatized but i must focus on turning my baby magic

the baby is here