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the Pope is cancelled and i am now the Pope. my name will be Pope Innocent and i will begin my duties tomorrow or whenever
i can't find any pope shoes but I do have a pair of red high heeled cowboy boots
oh i "can't be pope" because i publicly "call god my enemy"?? I'm just the first pope to say so in words instead of deeds
new doctrine:
1. sex is fine as long as you say yes please and thank you
2. vampires are real
3. my big dumb gold house is getting turned into rent-free apartments for the poor and dispossessed
4. letting your dog lick your face is not a sin but I will excommunicate you
1. sex is fine as long as you say yes please and thank you
2. vampires are real
3. my big dumb gold house is getting turned into rent-free apartments for the poor and dispossessed
4. letting your dog lick your face is not a sin but I will excommunicate you
goodnight my children, I bless you or whatever and do the spells to keep demons off. what even is my job
