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went to get blood drawn and the nurse mentioned her husband so I said "Aw what's it like being married to someone you really like?" and she said "girl I

I'm walking Lights & this cute guy said "she's so cute!" I said "thx" & kept walking. I stopped to take a photo of a street harassment mural & we

remember when we were kids and adults said your period was only a few days a month, but now ur an adult and you realize the week before your period

what's a story behind a popular song that you think about often? mine is that the guy who wrote Hey There Delilah wasnt dating Delilah at all. He met her

is anyone else feeling gaslit all the time lately? I'm wearing my mask everywhere I go, I don't touch it, I don't pull it down, I go out once every

here's the thing about girls "not looking underage" and "she didn't tell me she was underage." I'm attracted to women. Not once in my life have I seen an under

was anyone else a kid who always followed the rules & would get really mad when other kids broke them & couldnt understand why you had to follow them &

um can we start talking openly about how badly we're feeling? I know it's easier to couch it in wacky light jokes, but I think so many of us, myself

wow everything is canceled but we're still getting our periods? this is some bullshit. still getting your period? in THIS economy? glad you liked this tweet now please either cancel

dear men: make the best use of this time by learning how to eat pussy. watch a video, take a class, draw some diagrams, home school yourselves, do what you

what's your cutest "how we met" story that still resulted in nothing? mine is i messaged her on OKCupid, and she later told me when she saw it she screamed