went to get blood drawn and the nurse mentioned her husband so I said "Aw what's it like being married to someone you really like?" and she said "girl I wouldnt know I'm leaving him after 17 years and he has no idea. I already got a new apartment. I want to be a ho." god is real.

She also said, "Get yourself a boyfriend, get yourself five boyfriends Whatever makes your (points to vagina) work. Once it stops working, it's time to go." I said, "But where are the hot/kind ones?" And she said, "Keep your eyes PEELED!" The Scorpio full moon energy we deserve.