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boss babe shelby🧚🏾♀️
msfleekartistry
Random Question Thread Your name that’s not on your birth paper Age you would rather be than the one you are right now? Where u from? How often do
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Sass-rah in pining hell
sassrah_tweets
This is probably gonna be a long non-sensical thread about my personal life and feelings so just... warning in advance I guess. I’d been thinking about making it for a
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Orleans Crazy ⚜️
Shimoji___
Ok. @AmandaSoprano and I just did our COVID-19 tests. Y’all want a funny thread for your morning? You’re gonna get one. Keep in mind, yes we were respectful and took
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Dr. Joey Latino
Doctor_Joey
I have received positive feedback from trainees and colleagues on my in-hospital newborn counselling, so decided to share it on Twitter with others. /start of thread When I first started
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ENITURN™🌍
eniturn
People who mocked GOD and what happened to them... A THREAD!!!1.John Lennon (Singer):Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: 'Christianity will end, it will disappear.
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PROFESSOR EHRICH WEISS 🥂
FrazzleDazzzled
Today I turn 22 In those years, I've been homeless, sold drugs, made clients millions, and partied all over the worldSure, I still have a LOT to learn, but I'm
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madhuri PEOPLE’S VACCINE NOW
Chicks_Balances
lol so this one time I was in montreal and was buying weed at an an actual govt dispensary and I even paid with Apple Pay can you believe it.
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The Boi of 292 Followers Ayyy-cob
HappytheWhat
I can’t get it out of my head, this could be a long ramble, or a two post ramble, but stuck with me. People keep saying that TYB have been
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Romanschane SaGa 3
roxasurboxas
So I received my Garfield EATS “Big Cow” Lasagna today and it’s everything I expected it to be.Here’s the bag it came in. You can smell this putrid smell emanating
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☥ 𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕒 ☥
wickedlydove
Times @dovecameron snapped a thread#rememberme she called me ugly backwards and fowards with this fit and makeup #rememberme dove cameron side boob enthusiasts ™ she is a bad ass in
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“The Chili Guy”
TheAcherons
Alright, I'm doing this:One like = One hot takeI have plenty of spicy takes in my drafts, some of which don't really deserve individual tweets, so I'll just use 'em
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Kate Dylan
TheKateDylan
I was asked today how I manage to write novels while working full time, and since work is a little quiet today (oh the irony), I thought I'd share the
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jannelle
nicetryjan
hi i just finished my first grad school interview and i want to vomit haha! back again from another grad school interview!!! felt pretty okay with this one but i
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nick loves lilli !! 🪱
feralpendejo
vent thread lol ethan vv mad rn//so long story short this girl who stalks me and my bff and my bff’s MOM tried messaging me and it pissed me off
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Dr Laura King 🌈
KinglaKing
I'm deeply disturbed by the (recently promulgated) idea that academic publishing is a game and that just knowing how to play it is somehow part of the path to success.
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Monikawa: Iwa-chan biggest fan🌱🌵
monsweirdo
If you ask Oikawa Tooru which is his favorite color in the world, he would always answers green while his lips forms a smile on his face and his voice
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