So I received my Garfield EATS “Big Cow” Lasagna today and it’s everything I expected it to be.

Here’s the bag it came in. You can smell this putrid smell emanating off of it.

Proof of return address: “Entergage Incorporated” in second photo.

This was 42 dollars by the way! /1
Inside the bag was the tiniest ice pack I’ve ever seen. Completely thawed! A pool of water that smells like vomit lined the bottom of the bag. 🤢 🤮

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Nathen Mazri was very thoughtful though. He packed a collectible Garfield mini comic book at the very bottom of the bag for me.

Owning a piece of Garfield paraphernalia that’s waterlogged and smells awful feels great. Should I laminate this!?

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Now for the main event!

A flat fee of 20 dollars was spent for shipping this item, as you can see, a lot of care was given in the packing process of getting this fine product to my hands.

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It’s hard to tell how big this 42 DOLLAR lasagna is at first...

So I decided to compare it to a 12 dollar lasagna from my local grocery store.

The grocery store lasagna also doesn’t smell like regurgitated cheese and most likely won’t give me typhoid after consumption.

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Did I mention it smells bad?

I can’t express how bad this lasagna smells, so here’s footage of me surprising my nephew with it:

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I’m currently preheating my oven to try a bite of this food that has clearly spoiled.

I’ll post a follow up to this thread describing the taste and showing the final cooked product.

...Maybe another follow up about the food poisoning I’m going to get from it too! 🎉 🎈 🎊

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