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FarmersOfTheUK
Madainn mhath from Ness, Isle of Lewis. I’m @sweenyness and I’m a full time crofter here. I ran this account before about 4/5 years ago but I’m back for another
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David
Ted246_
A bunch of fucking charvas hanging about my street when getting in from work. What part of lockdown and only socialising with household members do these thick pricks not get??
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Marvel Entertainment
Marvel
Many in the intelligence community believe he’s a myth. But the Winter Soldier is real and he’s...Bucky Barnes? Answer these questions to remind Bucky who he really is: What does
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Kevin Quigley
quigdes
Seeing a bit of blowback on Twitter about "money grabbing small businesses".Let's have a reality check on the majority of small and micro businesses. I'll lead by example.My small business
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Mohlanka wa Morena
_DJCappuccino
A foreign national was arrested with Eskom cable wires worth Millions...Another was arrested during a roadblock carrying bags full of dagga covered with potatoes in Gauteng earlier this morning. Guess
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Aurora (top 2.7%)
milk_woman_
told a girl in direct simple terms that I’ve realized I am fully infatuated w her, told her calmly that the passion is overwhelming & told her I know she
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Deborah Cohen
deb_cohen
Facemasks a thread - on Friday we broadcast a film looking at some of the scientific debate around masks. I want to respond to some of the points made by
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Keziah Wallis
WallisKeziah
Okay clever people, I am so sick of the horrible rice that I keep eating. Hit me with your tips for cooking rice well w/o a rice cooker and any
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Tressie McMillan Cottom
tressiemcphd
Today we learned that the sensor that opens the trunk of my stupid car isn’t broken.My legs simply aren’t long enough to trigger the sensor when I kick at it.
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Shane
scary_biscuits
Guard at checkpoint wasn't happy about me buying milk, he said I should be buying lots at one time with the weekly shopping and freezing it. Full-fat milk does not
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Shotzz 🇱🇧
impulsegrenades
1.4 Million viewers and apparently VALORANT is ''dead'' boys obviously it aint gonna be like this after the full release and launch but common take a hint its pretty obvious
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Zach Alvira
ZachAlvira
The return of athletics in Gilbert Public Schools will take place in four phases or “levels” and is expected to begin on June 1. District Athletic Director Stephen McDowell presented
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Dywizjon 161
Dywizjon161
Fair bit of far right flags on the antimask/antivaxxer protest in London today. Just like in Germany, USA and Ireland, "anti lockdown" movement is absolutely full of this shit. Time
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NYC Public Schools
NYCSchools
NEW: @NYCMayor de Blasio, @DOEChancellor Carranza, @UFT Pres Mulgrew & @FollowCSA Pres Cannizzaro announced a phased schedule for the start of in-person learning and additional staffing plan so that all
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Julie Atwood
jmatwood
Is your middle toe longer than your big toe?(I'm not asking for any particular reason, I'm just stuck horizontal for a while and literally staring at my toes.) Full disclosure:
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Lauren Fleshman
laurenfleshman
I think vote by mail is my favorite upgrade about moving to Oregon. I used to miss elections for work, class, etc, couldn’t get my shit together to request absentee.
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