Is your middle toe longer than your big toe?

(I'm not asking for any particular reason, I'm just stuck horizontal for a while and literally staring at my toes.)
Full disclosure: mine is. And it's awesome! It helps me pick stuff up off the floor without having to bend down, which is probably a literal lifesaver since I have POTS.
Hang on it has come to my attention that every single person I have met and spoke about toes with in real life refer to the toe directly next to the big toe as "the middle toe" but it's NOT LITERALLY THE MIDDLE TOE. What is happening to me right now, I don't feel well anymore.
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