Is your middle toe longer than your big toe?

(I& #39;m not asking for any particular reason, I& #39;m just stuck horizontal for a while and literally staring at my toes.)

Full disclosure: mine is. And it& #39;s awesome! It helps me pick stuff up off the floor without having to bend down, which is probably a literal lifesaver since I have POTS.

Hang on it has come to my attention that every single person I have met and spoke about toes with in real life refer to the toe directly next to the big toe as "the middle toe" but it& #39;s NOT LITERALLY THE MIDDLE TOE. What is happening to me right now, I don& #39;t feel well anymore.