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In elementary school my team lost unfairly in a game of dodgeball because the other side hit our last man standing in the head and I challenged it and our

My dad is an ICU doctor treating COVID-19 patients. In the past WEEK he has set more “I’ve never seen a heart rate/RBC count/etc. like this” records than in his

No offense to me but what the FUCK am I doing making my son organic butternut squash puree by hand? I was raised on literal s'mores-flavored Pop Tarts and Lucky

A lot of people are piling on Bill Maher but he’s really one of my favorite up and leaving comedians. Bill Maher is less a comedian and more a witness

Listen to me Joe Biden you kooky ol’ so-and-so: NOBODY IS REMOTELY EXCITED ABOUT THIS SO YOU GET ELIZABETH WARREN OR STACEY ABRAMS ON YOUR GODDAMNED TICKET TODAY AND MAYBE

I wish there were more TV shows with strong female leads clearly written by men. MARION, 29. SHE'S "WHIP SMART" (omg never again), BUT A TOTAL MESS. SHE'S NOT AFRAID

Either nobody can write a Modern Love about this or everybody gets to write a Modern Love about this. I’m sorry to take editorial control like this but it’s unfortunately

Fellow immunocompromised people on IV medications for managing autoimmune diseases! My DMs are opened and I can talk you through what my doctor said could happen if we contract the