In elementary school my team lost unfairly in a game of dodgeball because the other side hit our last man standing in the head and I challenged it and our PE teacher said “In a year you won’t remember this game” and I said “What’s the date?” and he said “April 11th.” Here we are.

I will pass the story of 4/11 down to my son and it will never be forgotten.

(Before you reply, know this is not a story about a bad teacher, it’s a story about a vengeful and insane young child who made a vow to hold a grudge about nothing for decades.)