A lot of people are piling on Bill Maher but he’s really one of my favorite up and leaving comedians.

Bill Maher is less a comedian and more a witness to an HBO executive’s hit and run who got a show in exchange for his silence.

Bill Maher is what happens when a “Got Your Nose!” uncle decides racism is edgy.

Bill Maher is to comedy what Mike Huckabee is to comedy.

Remember the kid in high school who carried a briefcase to class and bragged about his sexual exploits with his much older girlfriend from another town? He has a show now called “Real Time With Bill Maher.”

Bill Maher is what happened when a witch put a curse on the phrase “But seriously, folks” and it almost turned into a man.

How can Bill Maher be a bigot if it turns out he himself is racist?

All kidding aside, if you’re looking for a guy who would help you bury a body in the middle of the night because he killed her, that guy is Bill Maher. (I’m deleting all of these)