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If I were a bomb maker, I would make my bomb but instead of using the red and blue wires like normal, I would switch them and use blue where

The idea that people who predicted the very worse outcomes are actually just vigilant is insane. In the days before the election I had multiple people tell me that Biden

Why do loser states like Texas insist on naming their dumbass counties random unintelligible names that mean nothing? Another term for “Harris County” is “Houston.” In California where people are

I hope Joe Biden wins by one hundred thousand trillion votes 1) so that we know the results next Tuesday night, and 2) because It Would Be Nice™ for Trump

I have now seen the scene with Rudy Giuliani and though it is creepy for other reasons it is being described on twitter in a false way. He does not

When my nephew was 3, my sister went into the other room to get something and he said “where did mommy go” and I said “she’s dead” and his eyes

No one no where is suggesting anyone “take Trump’s word for it.” Not only is Trump not a scientist, he has the reading comprehension of a small injured bird. But

In sept 2016 when i Lost It, I was initially locked against my will in a suicide ward for a week & I was released while the 1st debate was

One thing that everyone including my father gets wrong about Jaws is that they all think Jaws killed Ben Gardner. But that’s wrong. Ben Gardner was murdered by Quint, his

Are we morally not allowed to pay people to cut our hair either? What are we allowed to pay people to do?https://twitter.com/noahcrothman/status/1250229401079472146 I definitely don’t think we should enslave the

If the modern us military went through a time machine and brought all of their modern technology but no nuclear weapons, how long would it take them to win World

I know “Money Heist” is a "worldwide phenomenon" and "super popular,” but it is such a spectacularly terrible show. It’s such an amazing achievement bc it has virtually no good