I hope Joe Biden wins by one hundred thousand trillion votes 1) so that we know the results next Tuesday night, and 2) because It Would Be Nice™ for Trump to lose by that much.

If Biden wins Florida, it’s just easy breezy beautiful cover girl

It seems like it’s going to take many days to find out who won Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, et al, so the sunbelt is really the hope for a quick and thorough stab stab stab

Wow. I had no idea that CoverGirl had dropped “easy breezy beautiful CoverGirl” as its slogan. That was a great slogan. https://bit.ly/35EL1Dk 

This is just like when Ross stopped using the jingle “Do you love it? I love it. I got it at ROSS"

The new Cover Girl slogan is awful https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/1320842832546951168