Why do loser states like Texas insist on naming their dumbass counties random unintelligible names that mean nothing? Another term for “Harris County” is “Houston.” In California where people are famously good looking the county LA is in is called “Los Angels County”

Wisconsin and a bunch of other loser drop dead midwestern states do this too.

The fact that Brooklyn is kings county is also brain dead stupid!

“Have you ever been to hobgoblin county, Tennessee”
“I’ve only ever been to Memphis”
“That’s the county seat!”

Just call it the thing people know it as. I bet Harris county is named after a confederate general or something anyway.