If I were a bomb maker, I would make my bomb but instead of using the red and blue wires like normal, I would switch them and use blue where red normally is so that then the bomb squad would cut the wrong one and it would explode. Just some free advice

No one in any movie has ever thought of this

What about this? Ok, it looks like bomb but surprise! Those aren’t wires at all. They’re snakes. And they’re going to bite the fuck out of the bomb squad. Because this wasn’t a bombing. It was an assassination of a specific cop who failed to diffuse the bomb that killed my wife

And then at the funeral all the police are there and the mayor too and then one of them sees in the bushes at the cemetery two people fucking, and all the cops are sex addicts and they get so turned on that they start fucking too. It’s called “Lust & Order 2: Bomb XXXuad”

Lust & order public sex is not a franchise. It is a cinematic universe https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/1380305416999989248