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“Celia”

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Hello! I was watched by my grandparents when both my teacher parents had to go off and teach dipshits like you. Being watched by someone who is not your parents

every single person should be able choose when & if they want to have a family, when & if they want to work while having that family, & have access

Here’s the thing so many misogynists don’t understand (or choose not to because they’re, you know, misogynists): not a single feminist is against mother’s staying home with their children, what

Since we’re all focused on vaccines right now I’m gonna get on my soap box : GARDASIL LITERALLY PREVENTS CANCER IT SHOULD BE FREE AND EVERYONE SHOULD GET IT REGARDLESS

Things Glenn Greenwald loves:1) defending grooming/fucking teenagers2) white supremacists3) the alt-right (see 2) 4) republicans (see 2 & 3)5) reminding everyone he’s Jewish, gay, & has a black husband6) the

Spying on a Brooklyn white girl party in a backyard two buildings over....balloons all throughout the yard, a decorated table with a neon sign that says “ good vibes,” one

Twitter socialists: YOU JUST WANT TO GO TO BRUNCH!Me: why yes, I actually would love to go meet my friends who I haven’t seen in 8 months at a food

when men are talking. When men are talking and think they make a great point. when men are talking and won’t stop When men are mansplaining about things they literally

EVICTION MORATORIUMS WITHOUT RENT RELIEF/ASSISTANCE ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS.https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1300910772315402251 All this means is the landlords will make people live in absolutely substandard conditions and the

I absolutely look better at 38 than I did at 20, dear.https://twitter.com/archbrah/status/1289623152432046080 I’ve stumbled onto the worst pick me account I’ve seen in a long time. https://twitter.com/margaritaevna95/status/128955817329

I love watching the transphobes melt down over using inclusive language for reproductive organs.https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1288948978088804355 I am an “individual with a cervix” and there is absolutely nothing “dehumanizing” abo

From now on, every time a cis man talks, critique his voice. Let him know he should be more pleasant, calm down, talk quieter, stop being so shrill & definitely