From now on, every time a cis man talks, critique his voice. Let him know he should be more pleasant, calm down, talk quieter, stop being so shrill & definitely do not swear!

Why do men always have to sound so much like men? It hurts my ears.
men, stop sounding so much like men 2020. You’re very shrill and angry. Calm down! Just stop talking.
Any time a man disagrees with you? Ask him why he’s so angry.
And, as always, don’t forget to tell him smile more!
Ugh, dudes, what is UP with your vocal fry?? God, you sound so fucking annoying. Learn how to talk like a normal person.
Why are you so angry? You should smile more.

https://twitter.com/MmeDefargeKnits/status/1286632861416804359?s=20
ugh, Erick! Could you be a little quieter? You're so shrill and it's hurting my ears. Why are you so angry? Have you tried smiling more? https://twitter.com/TheStoneActual/status/1286632749298851840?s=20
erick, you seem really upset. are you okay? Why are you so angry? you are very hysterical. https://twitter.com/TheStoneActual/status/1286634624387612673?s=20
calm DOWN, Erick. also, please stop with the vocal fry - it's super annoying. https://twitter.com/TheStoneActual/status/1286635089355579392?s=20
Ugh, Michael, I think the problem is you need to smile more! Also, calm down, it will help your complexion. https://twitter.com/michaelouz/status/1286636735460409345?s=20
Michael, why are you so upset? Is it that time of the month? Take a hot bath and drink some tea. https://twitter.com/michaelouz/status/1286637751266418688?s=20
y'all - is this what dudes feel like all the time?
Michael, I am concerned for YOU. I didn't know this would upset you so much, snowflake. Could you also just be a little quieter? You're hurting my ears. https://twitter.com/michaelouz/status/1286639018390827009?s=20
Toast! Are you okay? You seem very angry and upset. I think it might be better if you calmed down and maybe went for a walk outside. https://twitter.com/milquetoastxxx/status/1286513725332062214?s=20
well SOMEONE is on their period! https://twitter.com/michaelouz/status/1286640988010815488?s=20
an aside - I will not tell any dude they need to "get help" or "go to therapy" because I just cannot do that. Please do not do it either - even jokingly.
oh god you’re so aggressive! Why can’t you just chill out!!!

https://twitter.com/michaelouz/status/1286668320859721728?s=21 https://twitter.com/michaelouz/status/1286668320859721728
Sweetie - do you need a nap? I’m sure if you just rested for a while, you’d calm down a bit. Also, please watch the language.

https://twitter.com/marioabu/status/1286665951149264900?s=21 https://twitter.com/marioabu/status/1286665951149264900
Just so you know, lifting weights makes you bulky and unnatractive. You should probably just rest - it will give you less wrinkles.

https://twitter.com/thestoneactual/status/1286672100476977152?s=21 https://twitter.com/thestoneactual/status/1286672100476977152
You’re not making sense. You should calm down. https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286700254138716160?s=21 https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286700254138716160
Whoa whoa whoa chill out! Why are you so illogical? You are clearly distressed.

https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286704022729220096?s=21 https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286704022729220096
Why are you so angry?

https://twitter.com/krophantom/status/1286704897958612992?s=21 https://twitter.com/krophantom/status/1286704897958612992
Why are you yelling? You need to chill out, you sound so shrill!

Have you tried smiling? It might help.
https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286712139231657984?s=21 https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286712139231657984
what might help is talking less. men should be seen and not heard.

https://twitter.com/SmokingFarang/status/1286715456297017345?s=20
https://twitter.com/SmokingFarang/status/1286717805090537478?s=20
I wouldn’t have to tone police you if you’d just calm down!

https://twitter.com/krophantom/status/1286748109037400064?s=21 https://twitter.com/krophantom/status/1286748109037400064
NOW I get why you’re so emotional! Must be the pregnancy brain!!

https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286750896408461319?s=21 https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286750896408461319
Wow, Scott Greer MD Ph.D Esq. you seem really emotional and upset. It might help if you took a few deep breaths. Have you tried not being so angry all the time? it might help to smile more.

https://twitter.com/scottmgreer/status/1286327074039500801?s=21 https://twitter.com/scottmgreer/status/1286327074039500801
How are all your cats doing, Scott Greer MD Ph.D Esq. 6’2?

https://twitter.com/scottmgreer/status/1286732101086334977?s=21 https://twitter.com/scottmgreer/status/1286732101086334977
someone is just a Chatty Cathy!

https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286762979896307713?s=21 https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286762979896307713
Sounds like someone hasn’t taken their midol today! Cranky cranky!

https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286764547320291328?s=21 https://twitter.com/smokingfarang/status/1286764547320291328
Why are you so upset? have you tried smiling? It might help.

https://twitter.com/jbreffni/status/1286766884310974464?s=21 https://twitter.com/jbreffni/status/1286766884310974464
Wow! This is SO hysterical! Are you okay, Zach? Is it that time of the month?

https://twitter.com/zaelefty/status/1286767376609009664?s=21 https://twitter.com/zaelefty/status/1286767376609009664
Hi Zach! In order to sound less grating, you should use less vocal fry in this video. It’s hard to listen to.

https://twitter.com/zaelefty/status/1286736269113012225?s=21 https://twitter.com/zaelefty/status/1286736269113012225
Michael! You have been acting very emotional and erratic these past few days. Are you okay? When was the last time you took some midol? Is it that time of the month? Or maybe you need to have sex. That might lighten you up!

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1286768396596473856?s=21 https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1286768396596473856
Stop being so hysterical, Michael. Don’t you have some cats to go home to?
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1286546287752486914?s=21 https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1286546287752486914
What were you wearing? We’re you smiling? You should have smiled.

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1286554189917753345?s=21 https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1286554189917753345
you should really calm down, Narcheal.

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1286563915917271040?s=21 https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1286563915917271040
Hello @SEHartwell - you really need to chill out. Why are you so aggressive?
Why are you so angry, Jesse?

https://twitter.com/ohcrapnowwhat/status/1286826088824336385?s=21 https://twitter.com/ohcrapnowwhat/status/1286826088824336385
You seem extremely emotional and agitated. You know what will make you feel better? Smiling.

https://twitter.com/ohcrapnowwhat/status/1287059718192508931?s=21 https://twitter.com/ohcrapnowwhat/status/1287059718192508931
oh! I get it, it must be that time of the month! Is that why you don’t understand what’s happening? A midol might help.
https://twitter.com/ohcrapnowwhat/status/1287060778332221440?s=21 https://twitter.com/ohcrapnowwhat/status/1287060778332221440
YOU ARE A BULLY CALM DOWN STOP YELLING

https://twitter.com/ohcrapnowwhat/status/1287068351924064256?s=21 https://twitter.com/ohcrapnowwhat/status/1287068351924064256
Well, SOMEONE needs a midol and a nap!

https://twitter.com/kennethrleonar1/status/1287229953885405185?s=21 https://twitter.com/kennethrleonar1/status/1287229953885405185
Hello guy1492! Have you tried getting fucked once in a while? It might help you to lighten up and maybe meet people other than your cats.

https://twitter.com/guy1492/status/1287260415555248128?s=21
You’re being emotional, Ross. Have you tried smiling? https://twitter.com/rossbarkan/status/1287533965436432390?s=21 https://twitter.com/RossBarkan/status/1287533965436432390
Why are you so upset? did your dad not love you?

https://twitter.com/charlie91898434/status/1288627482237837312?s=21 https://twitter.com/Charlie91898434/status/1288627482237837312
Wow. Have are you on your period? You’re so aggressive and hostile. You should try smiling, it will help. If not, midol does the trick!

https://twitter.com/ss_5stargeneral/status/1299100232538640384?s=21 https://twitter.com/SS_5StaRGeneraL/status/1299100232538640384
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