Spying on a Brooklyn white girl party in a backyard two buildings over....balloons all throughout the yard, a decorated table with a neon sign that says “ good vibes,” one opening a bottle of rose, one pulls out a Virginia Slim, and one wearing a floppy hat. Me, settling in:

I mean - this woman is in mid-WOO.

How many podcasts do you think they have between them?

“I work in film”

“I have a lifestyle vlog where I talk about my podcast”

Just heard the loudest, piercing woo.

MRN:

The DJ has been going - they’re set up at the good vibes neon sign table

Very loud woooohooooo just pierced through the air

What in the whole white world.

I can just make out the parliaments on the dj “table.” Officially an old lady.

I mean, I’m mostly annoyed I’m being inconvenienced for such a boring party with bad music.

Oh god a bad song came on, they turned it up, and someone woo’d again.

Don’t worry I took some video.

Just so you know I made this cake earlier and I’m sitting on the roof in sweatpants and a sweater watching this shit.

Like seriously I cannot stop

Oh god...the white women are singing

Y’all, even the DJ has no rhythm.

Oh god, “love story” techno remix with all the white girls screlting loudly

every time I look over the edge of my roof something more amazing happens