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A.R. Buckle
JuliusGoat
“There’s this potion, it’s a very magical thing, Love Potion #9, which is used for Love and it’s the top thing in terms of potions, they made eight Love Potions
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irrezolut
irrezolut
Housemate: "Getting that new X-wing flight sim?"Reply: 4min long diatribe about how I tried to get the recent "ports" to work with a flight stick and it didn't and I
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Rob Herbert *
rpeh
Okay, since I've been... not negative as such, but realistic - I think - in another thread, let me outline my thoughts on what I want to see opposition parties
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Tanya Fish
tanurai
Oh here we go. "The shape of a plan".... but no details. Helpful. Interestingly you can interpret that point 5 as a second peak that *doesn't* overwhelm the nhs as
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jegs
dgolndrcon
okay it just finally landed in my mind the realization that i'll be too busy for the next two weeks. mathbio conference (which happens in EST kaya sana gising ako
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༺𝖇𝖊𝖓༻
benevilent
no see cuz this is why i tweeted it in the first place. in hindsight yeah it was a dumb tweet but the minute someone calls out a transfem person
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bbygyal.
kuhlegwanya
getting an attack mid rounds is such a weird thing. bc part of you is enjoying this shock, part of you feels uncomfortable, or you wish this attack could intensify
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↺#⃝lex⁷ 🕊✿ D-2 HARIN MIYA △
jinguini
i miss my gf i miss my gf i miss my gf i miss my gf i miss my gf i miss my gf i miss my gf i miss
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The Midnight Society
midnight_pals
JK Rowling: Ssubmitted for the approval of the Midnight Ssociety, I call this the Tale of the Gendercritical DetectiveRowling: or PI PIRowling: Politically Incorrect Private InvestigatorBarker: oh is this your
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Chaotic nature-lover trapped in a cage
jackdawofchaos
Yeah yeah you have enough room at your place to work out, good for you, stop putting it in your stories, I don't care "workout for today"Fuck off Be miserable
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usedphobic
there was a lot of homoerotic tension cause he said hes a nice christian boy he doesnt threaten anyone unless its with his love and support and i like made
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Plant Gang ft. Waluigi
PIantGang
My fellow Parodians, I've been contemplatin' somethin' for awhile.Replacin' Dry Bones and Chompy.Yeah, Yeah, I know. They're great charactahs... howevah, I feel as if they don't get used as much
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Ares would start a war for you
areslovesu
Yeah I may be rash and act solely on impulses but . Yeah that’s it
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Magnificent Adult Baby
QiaochuYuan
not a hill i want to d*e on but it continues to be super weird to me how normalized caffeine addiction ishttps://twitter.com/TenuredRadical/status/1249036827991908354 i tried posting this tweet earlier but couldn't
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Toby
T_bytheidiot
Hello I'm Toby and uh im new or somethingi watch mostly people in the dr3@m $mp and uh yeahI'm a minor so please 18+ dni sexually cause that's yuckyand I
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tris ᵇˡᵐ ✿ roche’s titty holder
cicholscockring
1 like = one character im attracted to but probably shouldnt or whatever yall know what to do im not sorry yeah yall are gonna bully me so hard
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