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Oh here we go.
"The shape of a plan".... but no details. Helpful.
Interestingly you can interpret that point 5 as a second peak that *doesn't* overwhelm the nhs as allowable.
5 levels.
Screwed.
Really screwed.
Very screwed.
Utterly screwed.
Nuke it from orbit.
Screwed.
Really screwed.
Very screwed.
Utterly screwed.
Nuke it from orbit.
Really? Testing? Can't believe no one thought of that before.
Yeah but go to work.
Teleport, yeah?
Teleport, yeah?
Do what you want but we'll fine you more if we decide you've not followed these utterly vague rules in which the world unlimited was just used.
So in about two weeks when we start hitting second peak we'll send the little ones to school. Yeah, that'll be fine.
Shouty voice for seriousness.
But like, no PPE or hazard pay.
But like, no PPE or hazard pay.
Economically dynamic. Well, that's quite the phrase.
Here endeth our sentence.
May the odds be ever in your favour.
May the odds be ever in your favour.
