there was a lot of homoerotic tension cause he said hes a nice christian boy he doesnt threaten anyone unless its with his love and support and i like made a gun w my hands n pointed it at him and said im threatening you
and my train of thought cut off and he giggled n i was like no i meant with my love... well i was gonna say love gun but and then he was like Yeah i was thinking it Too and i was like the love gun is for when the handcuffs come off ;]]
n then i was like no m just kidding n he was like aw and he sounded so fucking DISAPPOINTED i may have teased him heavily n yeah while makinh this thread i realized the other jokes included arent morally sound so they have been removed Uhm
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