#Today

Ryan Satin

ryansatin

Gonna bake a cake today for @sendaravenplz’s birthday because she doesn’t think I can.I promise it’ll look better than that chicken for my dogs. My mission later today. How hard

Srilata

TwinerTweets

It is a well known fact that there were many alternative plans for how the postcolonial republic(s) are going to be organized. Some of them involved letting Bengal remain undivided.

Acataleptic Vijayalakshmi

wataboutery

#ShastriJayanti Two leaders' birthday todayOne SAVED the nationAnother HALVED the nationChoose your leaders carefully, Bharatiyas. #ShastriJayanti Two leaders' birthday todayOne was POISONED to deathAnother POISONED us to dieChoose

Just (Dr) Rena

justrena

Abbreviation of the best file I read today from the 30s. One of the best files of today from 1931.The wee culshie who found a ritually mutilated Bronze Age sword

Nell Frizzell

NellFrizzell

My mum is still drawing stories for my son during lockdown. I may be biased but I think they're amazing. How many likes = a book deal for a 70-year-old

Morgan Fogarty

MorganFogarty

There are concerns from local leaders that it remains unclear who organized last night’s events in west Charlotte, and the intent behind the organization, who showed up, and what happened.

Ruby

Specialpearl1

I ordered a cake from @Riqueza_cakes some days ago(Paid in full). I stated it expressly that the cake was for Saturday 23rd May.I sent a message this morning at 11.

²⁸Diren ᴴ loves Rae and Ali 🤍| BLOND DONS DAY

direentj

THIS IS FOR @IzzyyTpwk I hope you slept great and had a good night rest I hope you have a good day and/or fun classes I hope you get to

Joe Glass 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏿is looking to the future!

JosephGlass

Okay, so to top today off, my mum (a nursing assistant who is believed by her GP to have caught COVID once already during this whole thing) has come home

Siddharth Singh

siddharth3

I'm a big fan of retro appliances. Some of them are very cool, and I can see why this tweet has been such a hit. My old house also had

rich

richtweetshere

starting today and every day going forward i am going to put $20 on whomever the pirates are playing and track the return over time day 1 got the cubs

NBA/Paint 🎨

NBAPaint1

Let’s play the “how much is Lebron declining” game: This is from 2 years ago. Count how many moves/athletic plays you think LeBron is INCAPABLE of performing today: Ok, now

Alice Radley

alice_radley

My prediction for today’s Trump presser - Trump saying 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds'. Let me know if that happens. Yes, I know he hasn’t got

Chris Vanderveen

chrisvanderveen

I’ve thought a lot about why so many of us are so bothered by what the Mayor did today.At one point, it hit me. We’ve all wanted to do what

Brandon Hannibal Donkey

RealBrandonDonk

THREADI think I saved my life today.Wait...there needs to be some back story. Ok, I live in the town I grew up in. In fact I live in the house

Jen Sookfong Lee

JenSookfongLee

This week in therapy, I cried because the burden of changing the world falls disproportionately on BIPOC, especially women, and it seemed a few days ago that it wasn't worth