Abbreviation of the best file I read today from the 30s. One of the best files of today from 1931.
The wee culshie who found a ritually mutilated Bronze Age sword in a river was so eager not to have the Belfast wans say he& #39;d damaged it, he used a vice to straighten it,

where it had been bent out of shape and placed beyond use. Then he used a sander to clean it up so it would look lovely and new.....

Laughing and crying at this marvellous story which could not sum up the spirit of N Antrim more.