#Tells

jaclyn

j_n_foster

Aragorn: “Hey Frodo how’s your gay uncle?”Frodo: “Who, Bilbo? Bilbo isn’t gay. He’s just an eccentric lifelong bachelor who’s very particular about his jewelry and could only be coaxed away

RevDaniel

RevDaniel

Jesus tells his disciples not to tell others he is the Messiah.It was always explained to me that Jesus doesn't want the masses obstructing his mission by making him into

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whoami_mp3

the eme launcher is like tumblr mobile but for desktopit's crashed 3 times for everyone on the eme server in the past weekit apologizes when it crashesthe website followsas soon

Coleman Miller

hcmv007

#StarWarsSunday 'What if?!' Concluding the Jedi Academy Trilogy WI about Gantoris surviving. To recap, he and Kyp are Sith Lords and have the Sun Crusher. Luke Skywalker is in a

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HusaamAlMillah

If a girl tells you she wants to pursue a career in any field or wants to marry after she finishes her studies (Mid 20s), when she has the opportunity

🚚 David Lam

lamda

Does food delivery help restaurants drive business? UberEats. To partner with UberEats, the restaurant pays $350-$500 as a one time fee, and then 30% commission on each order. The restaurant

JC

TheThornBird

Ask a Bible TeacherQ&ARecently when having an informal bible study with a friend, we had a discussion about man's attempts to explore space, and how that fits with what the

KJ Charles

kj_charles

PSA: if your squash/zucchini/gourd is incredibly bitter, spit it out and don't swallow even a mouthful. This brought to you by an impressive 3am stomach upset.https://twitter.com/kj_charles/status/1317895694808657921 I did not have

Derek "Spookypants" Brink

Derek_Brink

Feel awful. Hoping I just had bad chicken for lunch. But I'm shaky, lightheaded and stuff hurts. At an age where that could be bad chicken or it could be

Jason Crowder

RealJCrowder

So my company’s training course on “inclusion” tells me that if I forget someone’s name I’m guilty of a “micro-aggression”. This apparently is a serious offense punishable by termination and

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GhostEsq

Idea: within spotify there's a little Clippy from Word that only shows up for millennials/those who remember Clippy and helps you out when its algorithm realizes you're in danger "Looks

Theo Usherwood

theousherwood

Sarah Vine - the wife of Cabinet Office Minister Michael Gove - tells @LBC the idea people can be fined up to £3,200 is "bonkers". "£100 is plenty. It doesn't

Newhouse Wildlife Rescue

NewhouseRescue

Don’t be afraid to be yourself....Be that weird guy who pulled over and checked on the animal that was hit by a car to see if it was still alive

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charlisgirlie

exposing @itssavan1s aka @_itssavan1s a thread; she threatened to beat me up she calls me mean names she tells me to leave her alone she tells me to

Yung denzL

MI_Abaga

Society will not improve if we do not tear down the systemic methods by which women and girls who accuse people of violating them are silenced. There can be no

Kayla

ILLagPR

Racism denier playbook:1. Deflect to something else that average people may not realize isn't the same issue after all. (You care about people dying from breast cancer? Why aren't you