Idea: within spotify there's a little Clippy from Word that only shows up for millennials/those who remember Clippy and helps you out when its algorithm realizes you're in danger
"Looks like you've been listening to Fall Out Boy for 13 hours: would you like to call your mom"

"looks like you're trying to go through Brand New's discography: we're calling your therapist and the police"

You're not allowed to click "don't show me this tip again" or it shuts the app off and tells you to drink some water

"Looks like you've been listening to Third Eye Blind's sophomore album, Blue, for the fifth time in two days"
"I've disabled your social media so you can't look up that ex"
"Yes I know which one"

"Looks like that's your eighth play of "Cute Without the 'E'," stop looking up tattoo designs and answer that email you've been putting off for three days"

And @sourcederived had a great one the other day while we were discussing this
"Looks like you searched for Transatlanticism, I've placed a call to your mom"