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if you're going to miss seeing your family this Thanksgiving, try hiring a stranger to FaceTime you and fight with you about dead people voting if you're going to miss
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Remember how in Independence Day Bill Pullman's like "I'm a fighter pilot I belong in the air" and they just let his stupid ass go That is infinitely less stupid
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Aight let's watch The Kissing BoothThreaded here Mute meI'd mute myself Okay the little kids are cute but their names are legit Elle and Lee HOW MANY FUCKING FIGHTS ARE
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Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this
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Idea: within spotify there's a little Clippy from Word that only shows up for millennials/those who remember Clippy and helps you out when its algorithm realizes you're in danger "Looks
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