#Sperm

Pope dropped a new reaction photo. Iconic My friends when the waiter comes to pour my 8th mimosa refill Me when my grandma asks me if I want a 3rd
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FRIENDS! FOLLOWERS! ENEMIES! The moment I know you’ve all been waiting for, I am rating my lighters. 1) I am sure I have more lighters lurking about but these are
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π“π‡πˆππ†π’ π“πŽ πŠππŽπ– π€ππŽπ”π“ π•π€π†πˆππ€...1. Vaginal discharge is normal.2. It is not necessary to wear underwear 24/7.3.Vaginas are acidic enough, even like chlorine, hence the disco
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Linda Tripp died today, who is she? She, GOP Ken Starr and Monica Lewinsky helped to get Bill Clinton impeached but not removed, for a blowjob. Linda worked with Monica
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Let's take a break from COVID-19 and talk about the medical case report that literally left me SHOOK: a woman who got pregnant from swallowing. Thread: This story has everything.
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weird shit i hear at school β€œyou have to write your names at the top” β€œmiss can i write theodilopdous” β€œcan you rap a poem?β€β€œwhat type of rap/wrap are you
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You see this fictional character? I'm not afraid to admit that I've lost litres of cum to this character of mere fantasy. Isn't it funny how not even real girls
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crazy ex girlfriend song titles out of context: sex with a stranger you stupid bitch where is the rock i love my daughter (but not in a creepy way) the
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Can Le Governor de Sperm Luckee (I made it French for tone!) really be this dumb? Apparently so. Also, I have to ask: is that a toupee or is he
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watching money heist this girl mama ain't shit mr denver i like this so far it's like i'm watching grand theft auto how dis man gon get mad at this
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Since I'm still getting tons of replies I thought I should make the most of it with a few polls- thread Mary's mother dies of a cancer. The cancer is
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when does the guy in shl lose his terrible mascara beard asking for me wkx being -fuckboy lipbite- over that man is totally inexplicable. the vibe is less 'true love
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This is the time of year when female Prairie rattlesnakes in Alberta, SK & Mont become pregnant. They mated last summer in July, Aug or Sep but they didn't become
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A thread of my favorite superm moments and interactions because superm always seems to brighten up the tl kai writing sperm instead of superm
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The space pirates who took you prisoner were /going/ to ransom you back, but when they found out how eager you were to please them they decided you looked much
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tw // lesbophobiawith lesbian visibility week approaching, i want to turn your attention to the situation here in france. lesbians, sapphic couples and single women, due to a national ban
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